Collection: The Dalai Lama never said

Welcome to our collection of many things the Dalai Lama has never said.
We're pretty sure the Lama never used the phrase "booger hook", and he might even like some of the memes that have been made about him, BUT, Carl Spackler claims that "the Lama" said "Gunga Lagunga" and who are we to argue with Carl?


Buy 7 and we'll not only throw in the 8th for free, but we'll pay the freight!